Just for laugh~

Just came back from tea..
so, this is the story..
i went out with my housemate..
lets call them A and B..
A is came from ipoh while B is from kl..
A is a hokkien buddy that dont know how to speak hokkien and he is going ang willing to learn about...
B is not a hokkien buddy but he know how to speak in hokkien since his mother is a hokkien lang(people)...

So, this is the funny incident
So, at mamak stall there..
A call us to teach him speak hokkien ua(language)
B and i are both hokkien kaki..
so of course we taught him what he wanna know about..
after that, we feel kinda bore..so make a jokes on him..

He wan us to teach him something powerfull..
so this is what we taught..
Wa ka li kong a(i tell you a)
lin bek ng shi ho ki hu eh(i am not good to bully)

POWERFULL right?
then we add on...

Lin pek ng shi da bo gin na(i am not a small boy)
lin pek shi kim siu(i am an animal)

but we tell him the meaning of kim siu is true man..
LOL
so he taught that "lin pek shi kim siu" is i am a true man..
LOL..
omg, this is laugh my ass off..
wahahahahahahahaha

after that, he keep on practising this "powerfull" hokkien sentence alright?
then we walk back from mamak stall..
And we teach him another sentence that we tell him this is something used to praise a true man
"lin pek shi kim siu"(i am a true man)/ actual meaning:(i am an animal)
"lu de shi kim xiu"(you also a true man)/actual meaning:(you also an animal)
"wa lang de shi kim siu"(we are all true man)/actual meaning:(we are all animal)

then we say:
ei, tomorrow you see C(also a hokkien buddy/housemate) then you say this to him..

But i think the god want to continue the joke not by tomorrow
Because when we reached home, we saw C was studying at down stair..

lol, then we call A to "praise" C..
LOL, i guess you know what happen next right?

am i a bad guy?
yes i guesss
XD